Friday, September 9, 2011

Huffing after 911

Millions of studies show that huffing has increased after 911. Huffing has become a worldwide epidemic, but those in the US suffer far greater than those in Southern Mexico city.

Groups most susceptible to huffing metallic paints, rubber cement and Bic pens are blacks, Chicanos, whites near Birdcage, and kids who like like the band with fat white guys that paint their face like Kiss.

Huffing has taken a nefarious hold on inner city youth and is currently destroying the social fabric of today's society. One parent said in an interview about huffing in a post 911 wworld "Fuck 911 and fuck huffers."

Kids who have huffed find it harder to attend six or more units in junior college, or hold down a job at Batteries Plus.

One paint huffer that couldn't remember his name responded to my inquiry about 911 and its correlation to huffing, by drooling on himself and pissing his pants.

Street lingo for obtaining or using huffing materials include, Huffington Post, Buff Huff, Huff Huff, queef paste, the postmod, jenkem light, Olsen twin pussy fart, and fuming.


Huffing 911

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